"It gives me that warm, fuzzy feeling" "Apart from the silent Z, I’m drawn to something nameless, profound yet whimsical, about Zjenya. Something about the duality of humankind." "I like her ankels."
Do you feel this way about your country? If not, do you wish you did? Do you have unique skills you could bring to benefit us? Are you willing to add a silent z to the beginning of your name? Maybe this is the country for you. If this feels right to you...feel free to apply.
We will automatically accept you at first, but if you don't right up that application within 24 hours of us accepting you, you are OUT. We will reject you as well if it's not a unanimous vote. You may be a great person, but trust me, zJenna and zDarya know what's best for you. If you don't think so, this zcountry is not right for you.
APPLICATION: Type "Z?" in the subject line. NAME: AGE: SEX: BLOOD TYPE: CREDIT CARD #: Are you bespectacled? If not, do you wish you were? What skills do you possess (what can you contribute to our country)? Are you willing to put a silent Z in front of your name? Favorite movies? music? Are you a vegetarian? Do you beleive in the ethical treatment of animals and/or people? What about the country of Zjenya (silent z) appeals to you? Why should we grant you citizenship?